Archive for November, 2006

Minaya Dancin’ With the Devil Under a Pale Moon Light

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Scott Boras doesn’t have two horns a red cape and a three pronged pitch-fork, he comes equipped with a 3-piece suit, stats, a calculator and the best ever 29 YR old LHP to hit free agency.
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With Pedro Martinez on the brink of retirement, Tom Glavine filing for free agency, and Steve Trachsel’s Mets Career coming to a embarasing end, you could say the Mets need Barry Zito like Jack needs Jill and Scott Boras is ready to milk the Mets out of every possible dollar in what appears to be a desperate situation for the Mets.

” Give me Zito or give me death” exclaimed Eddy Newman a dedicated lifelong Mets fan. Newman went on to say “if the Mets don’t do whatever it takes to sign Barry Zito they’ll start the season as a legitimate longshot”

Megamets then asked Eddy (a gamblin’ man). If the Mets don’t acquire Zito would he buy the Mets at 7-1 odds to win it all? ……”I wouldn’t touch ‘em at 15-1 if they don’t sign ZIto. If the Mets are serious about 2007 they’ll sign Zito “.